Sunday, November 25, 2007

Gal stuff...

Heya people!
today, i was on a study tour so theres not too much to write.. So instead i'm posting some advive about girls and how to deal with them...

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous.
6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she's going out with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
8..5 If you DO sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the living daylights out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, EVER slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their goddamned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Same goes for Valentine's day, friendship day, n any other day that's important for girls. Be the FIRST to wish them!
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice. ( not applicable for all)
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
And if you'e a girl, you probably would agree that these points are kinda accurate...
Hope it can come in some use!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Sticks around the place:

Weird title? ya .. coz its a weord piece anyway..{Its more of a standby fodder for a idea deprived blog crazy teenager}
The thing is, i recently had the fortune to own a cellphone... that too after mucho pleadingo and beggingo... but finally when i turned 18, i was finally granted a fone!
After i went for a entry level, cheap multi-media fone, {oi..its got Infra-red!}, my next dilemma was which provider do i go for.. My parents work for BSNL and they wanted me to go for one of those connections... Unfortunately they dont have any nice messaging package and each message costs hell itself! {read one rupee for 160 characters}.. By then i had a strange feeling i may have to rely on messaging for most of my communications....
So i went for Vodafone!.. Its got a nice package where 31 bucks per month can get me messages at 10 paise each.. so .. ya.. i ..erm.. got it.
Vodafone are notorious for their atrocious netwrok connectivity.. But strangely i have had no such problems lately..This is where the sticks come in.. My cell fone shows network strength as a scale of 4 "bars" or what i call "sticks" . :)
There various "stick" positions around my house and my college.. here are a few:
# My garage (where i park my bike) - 3 sticks
# My room near the bed- 2 to 3 sticks
# My room at my study desk- 2 sticks { constantly.. theres no changing it! :( }
# Dining room on the dining table - 4 sticks
# Dining room inside my pocket- NO signal {funny aint it? maybe its a sign from above that i may
be able to eat in peace }
# My classroom- Full signal again {i dont know what "above" is trying to prove with that! }
# My aunts place- 1 stick {Hanging in there! }
# .....
Hell, this list is incomplete.. forgotten the stick positions at other places....
On the latest developements:
1) Blogging is still nice but i can feel myself slowing down
2) Its a miracle! I may actually pass the French test!
3) My engineering friends finish their internals tomorrow so we mat go out and watch "Goal"
4) SMS is still nice but i'm feeling like Vodafone is piling all its spam into my tiny inbox
5) I found my very first Hotwheels Gallardo.. I'd taken it to college, and my friends gave me very
sympathising, patronising looks :
6) Yesterday was my buddy and fellow blogger Prateek Maloo famously known as "talk
to the hand" 's birthday!.. Happy Belated Birthday mate!..
Thats it for now... More later!
P.S : There's no song murdering today as i cant think of any nice ones as of now!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Go Slow?? .. I dont think so!

Lately i've been hearing how going fast on my bike will ruin its engine and how my milege will suffer... I'm usually very safe on the road even if i keep consisntently hitting upper 60's in the city roads... {i ride a puny 110 CC TVS Victor GX (mag wheels) by the way.. he he }
So i decided i'll go easy on the throttle and check if i can get better milege...
Forget milege, i nearly got killed twice..
First, on a narrow road i take through the university, there was a group of cyclists ahead of me, and sincerely went to the side of the road, hoping they would take the next turn off the road...All was well till a maniac on an activa decided to play mad max and swerved rite into me... Thanks to pure luck and reflexes i never expected from me, i rode onto the footpath! {to avoid scratces on my bike- *matter of factly*}
Then later, two streets away from my college, a crazed indica driver comes roaring out of nowhere..!! after giving my horn and brakes a good work out, the fool actually has the ba!!s to smile at me!
And what do I tell my friends when i get to college? "yo.dude, I burnt some rubber today"
And all the while it was my funeral pyre that very nearly burnt!
Funny thing is that these kind of skirmishes arent there when i'm my happy 60's self...
I had enuf of these go slow rubbish.. I'm hitting the road how its safer for my health!.. Nothinh anyone says will slow me down!.. Except my brakes! {ok.. thats a bad joke.. but hey! }
To wind up for today:
I dreamed i was missing,
you were so scared...
Coz i had taken the loot money..
and that was YOUR share..
After my dreaming.
i woke with this headache...
What am i leaving...
when i clean up this place...
so if you're asking me i want you to know:
When my time comes,
forget the wrong that i've done..
Just get me to a damn hospital so thet can attempt CPR or anything else!
Dont resent me...
when youre feeling empty,
Hit the bar! Go heavy on the booze!
Leave out all the rest.., Leave out all the rest!!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

First evening as a blogger! :D

Mmm... its kinda nice.. expressing my non sense for the world to experience...
Latest developements:
1) Did i say "reliable internet connection" ? man.. i tell thee.. i just became a believer in fate!
It took 17 attempts to connect and a desperate punch to the modem for me to get online!
2) I'm supposed to take a French test tomorrow that i have no hope of passing
3) One of me friends asked me the reason for me blogging... i was like "people blog for a reason"? what the hell!
4) I'm beginning to like SMS after all!
5) Er... If i go on.. people will suspect overkill so i'll wind up

Momma love you but this mess in my room's gotta go~
I cannot grow old in confined spaces!
Modem fail me not!
This may be the only opportunity I've got!

I'm started....Yeah!

Um.. this was an idea of mine since i dont know how long... to have a blog of my own! :)
But what with Pre University Ejjukashun and not too supportive{read dead-against} parents, there was no hope... Now i think " my time is now" after shifting lines in my education, {i'm studying to be a tourism professional by the way } , and a good, reliable and new internet connection, i guess i stand a chance!

About myself, I'm Arjun, I just turned 18 Years old.. {yaaay!} I live in Mysore, Karnataka, India... Most ppl would have heard of the lazy , sleepy, city of mine, but I'm fiercely proud of it!
There had been times when i was thought to be "nerd king" {now that isnt a very nice thing is it?}.. but thanks to a few very good friends and a large number of useless ones, i kinda know to deal with most ppl... I can have mountains of patience when not needed and can lose it in a hurry when i need to stay calm... Small things can get to me, smaller things make my day!

so here I am.. all set to do whatever i thought I'd do!